Someday I will write a book. The first half will be all the crazy things my kids say to me. The second half will have all the crazy things I say to them. So here is my list...the notes for my future book. Consider yourself privileged to get a sneak peek!!! Check back often because this list will grow :)
Kids Said.....
"Mom I need my food organized, rice goes in bowl, chicken goes on plate"
Mom says "That sounds like a whining voice to me" 5 yr old says "I will NOT start my day this way!" Mom says "like what?" 5 yr old says, "Whining, but I was talking to myself not you!"
2 yr old points to a strawberry and says "apple starts with A"...hmmmm this one had me thinking!
Mom Said....
Keep the waffle off of your wee-wee!