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Interested in having me write for you?  The more you pay, the more creative, wity, clever and funny I will be.  This blog doesn't pay, so I'm not very imaginative....just imagine if I was getting  a paycheck for this!
I accept bartering as payment, but only if you want to barter something useful and/or fun....please don't try and barter for things such as stereos and weapons.  Diapers or shoes, now that's what I call good payment!

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